Backyard tales and other commentary
Four-legged animals ...
A couple of weeks ago I heard my neighbor’s dog making a fuss. Normally I ignore it because she barks at falling leaves with the same urgency as murderous villains. I opened the door to confront the intruder only to see an armadillo looking at me as if waiting for a polite introduction. Nixing that, I ran to get my camera. For in this diverse melting pot that is Riverside, armadillos are not one of the cultures normally represented.
A few nights later, a possum showed up. Possums, I have encountered before. The first meeting was not pleasant for either of us. I opened the garage door and I was greeted by a loud hiss and a foaming mouth. If you have ever been witness to the reaction of a 12-year-old girl who has just met her favorite music idol, you can relate to the scream I let out. A “braver than I” animal control officer came and removed the possum from my garage. Probably stopped it from stealing my car.
The other night was different. Unable to sleep, I looked out the window to watch an approaching storm. Instead, my eyes focused on the four-legged object walking on my lawn. At first, I thought it was the fattest dog I had ever seen. Looking again, I saw I was wrong.
It was a pig. Yes, a pig. Teats hanging to the ground, a snout instead of a nose, pig. When did my house become Green Acres? Was I about to find Eva Gabor making hotcakes in my kitchen?
I’m waiting on my next visitor to show up. I hope it’s a cow. I like cows.
— Bill Gentry, Fort Worth
... and the two-legged kind
A fox is caught in a henhouse with a chicken in its mouth. Just before the farmer shoots the fox he says, “I was just taking the chicken out for some exercise.” The farmer says, “Oh, OK,” and walks away while the fox gobbles down the chicken.
President Obama, who I feel is otherwise doing a great job, had the foxes in for a talk and they said, “Oh, we’ll try to cut costs by 1.5 percent per year (when the current increase is 6 percent a year) but please, don’t make us put it writing.” Farmer Obama promised us healthcare reform, not empty rhetoric from the insurance executives. We need options that will permit us to choose the kind of healthcare we will get, be it what we have now, Medicare+ Advantage, or the same coverage that Congress has and we need. What we don’t need are self-serving heads of insurance companies making empty promises.
— Beverly Kurtin, Hurst
Common history not enough
According to a May 10 article, Pope Benedict XVI says Muslims and Christians must strive to be seen as faithful worshippers of God “because of the burden of our common history.” (See: “Benedict visits mosque, meets with adviser to Jordan’s king”)
This conclusion trips over the stumbling block of logic. Two self-contradictory statements cannot both be true. Christians believe Christ is the Son of God, or God incarnate, and this is a central tenet of their faith. In fact, Jesus says, “No one comes to the Father except through me.” (John 14:6)
Muslims deny this. In fact, they believe it to be impossible.
Either one or the other, the Christians or the Muslims, are being “faithful worshippers of God” because they disagree as to who God really is.
I also am a little confused about the “burden of our common history” comment. Loads of people have common histories yet turn out to be diametrically opposed to each other. In the Revolutionary War founding our country, most supported the colonies, but some still favored British rule, even though they had a “common history.”
The pope’s comment fails all the way around. Muslims and Christians don’t worship the same God, and whatever “common history” they are supposed to have is irrelevant.
— Thomas F. Harkins Jr., Fort Worth
What’s the alternative?
Alma Perez’s May 7 letter (“Ban Taser use”) was confusing. She made the assertion that there is something inherently wrong with the use of Tasers in the apprehension of suspected criminals. Tasers offer law enforcement a nonlethal option to handguns in the apprehension of criminals.
What Perez did not address was her other options. Should we disallow the use of Tasers by our law enforcement in favor of them using their expert marksmanship by shooting suspected perpetrators in the knees to prevent them from running away from or advancing on officers? Is she aware of some extreme Super Soaker water gun technology we are not?
All joking aside — it’s hard to make an argument that Tasers aren’t a more humane method of apprehension over the potential alternatives. Support your police.
— Jack Lewis, Keller
Cut spending or do without
As I read an article outlining the desire to increase the gas tax in Texas by 10 cents a gallon, I was absolutely amazed that our elected state officials would be proposing such at this time, with a significant number of our residents unemployed and looking for ways to provide for their families.
Our state representatives need to be focused on living within a budget, not increasing taxes. If this commuter rail system is so vital (and I believe it is), then reduce spending somewhere else in the budget.
Just as Americans are doing with our personal budgets, politicians must learn to remove the wasteful spending or do without. Please remember, this is “Texas,” not “Tax-us.”
Our state representatives need to remember that Texas is a right-to-work state. We’ve hired them to do a job, and we have the right to fire them at the next election.
— Cleatius Copeland, Roanoke
Historical inaccuracies
Regarding the historical inaccuracies in the movie Angels and Demons, your article quotes one expert as saying, “The only thing accurate is the buildings.” (See: “ ‘Angels’ draws criticism for factual errors,” May 16)
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but as far as the book goes, even the buildings aren’t always right. In the book, the character played by Tom Hanks asserts that the Pantheon in Rome remained the largest freestanding dome in the world until the 1960s when the Superdome was built. Of course, in the real world — instead of Dan Brown’s imagination — the Superdome wasn’t built until the 1970s. By that time, several domes had been built larger than the Pantheon, including Casa Mañana in 1958.
— Tom Glenn, Fort Worth
Appraised value not reality
The article in the May 16 Star-Telegram regarding appraised values in Tarrant County did not reflect the reality of the recession in real estate values. For example, my property in Fort Worth is located on the southwest side, and real estate sales in our neighborhood have been very sluggish for more than a year now.
If you cannot sell your house for the asking price or close to it, and it is on the market for more than a year with no takers, then these appraised values have little meaning in the real world. The true value, or market value — the value you accept as a seller — is the only meaningful figure. I suggest the writer, Anthony Spangler, write another article listing the average actual closing sales values of residential (not commercial) properties in the same areas in Fort Worth, comparing figures with the appraised values. I believe he will discover the sales values are down at least 10 percent in most average-value-home neighborhoods in the the Fort Worth area.
— Cy Francis, Fort Worth


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